How does it work?

$25 gets you one bottle each month. I travel the world to find you the best wine at the best prices. Meet us at the monthly pickup party and leave with your wine or your belly full of it!

Where are the wines from? How are they selected?

The short answer is from all over! They’re from the vineyards that make me gasp. They’re the bottles that I can’t stop thinking about, and I taste around 1000 each year. They’re grown by humans I respect and made by winemakers whose dreams I want to make come true!

ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE?

The subscription model ensures we can provide wholesale pricing, 50% less carbon emissions during shipping, and a good wage for all involved. Try it out and quit anytime!

Why should I join?

HJC wines are straight from the source. They’re not sold ANYWHERE in Louisiana and many are not sold anywhere in the U.S. Traditional wine shops and wine clubs are... well, traditional. We’d prefer to be loud, gay, and tipsy.

What if I’m a member and I can’t make it to a pickup party?

Just let me know, angel! Love finds a way! Email or text me anytime. You can send a friend to pick it up for you and take advantage of your discount or we can arrange a way to get it to you. We’re happy to store your wines as long as you need in the meantime. No pasa nada.

What's the best glassware for drinking wine?

The closest, cleanest one.